Nice try, loser. You keep trying to sit at the popular table during lunch hour with all of the hot girls, but it's never going to happen. The only guys who can join us at the table are jocks with big cocks and we all know your cock is the size of the mini cucumbers I have in my lunch bag.. smaller in fact. Keep making yourself comfy in the washroom stalls, because that is the only place a loser like you deserves to sit and socialize.

*Soft-spoken vocals

*Satisfying EXTREMELY crunchy food triggers