I guess you thought you were coming over here for a nightcap. You got really fucked up at the bar. You were so wasted that you were making truly bizarre comments. Are you interested in understanding what you were saying to me? Come on. First, you said that you would eat my ass like a cupcake, which is not the craziest thing that you said all night, but um, you asked to be my toilet bitch. And you know what? It just so happens that I happened to have one portable toilet seat at my house because I have a toilet delivery service where I deliver human toilets to women around the world so they n...

I guess you thought you were coming over here for a nightcap. You got really fucked up at the bar. You were so wasted that you were making truly bizarre comments. Are you interested in understanding what you were saying to me? Come on. First, you said that you would eat my ass like a cupcake, which is not the craziest thing that you said all night, but um, you asked to be my toilet bitch. And you know what? It just so happens that I happened to have one portable toilet seat at my house because I have a toilet delivery service where I deliver human toilets to women around the world so they no longer have to use public bathrooms. This means that your first night with me is not going to be in my pussycat. This implies that your first night with me will serve as my personal toilet. Indeed, your first night with me will serve as my personal toilet, where you'll consume my fluids and expel my odorous waste. You said that you've been watching a lot of porn, and it all started with asshole. I know exactly what you mean. I also injected you with a small amount of a paralyzing agent because I was concerned that you might not comply. Go ahead and try to move your feet. You can't move them; can you tinder toilet date? Haha. You find yourself utterly ensnared in this role as my disposal device! Get ready to swallow!