You must be one of the toilet boys who came to volunteer for our annual toilet party. My name is Goddess Aspen, and I will be telling you what we expect of you as our toilet. So, first things first, you must consume every morsel. You are not allowed to throw up. Okay? You understand? Good. I'm glad you got that. Because a lot of people don't get invited back. In fact, we just dispose of them. You are not allowed to talk, number two. You are not allowed to speak to the guests. You are only there to serve as a toilet. Toilets do not talk. You understand? Toilets do not speak. So, since toilet...

You must be one of the toilet boys who came to volunteer for our annual toilet party. My name is Goddess Aspen, and I will be telling you what we expect of you as our toilet. So, first things first, you must consume every morsel. You are not allowed to throw up. Okay? You understand? Good. I'm glad you got that. Because a lot of people don't get invited back. In fact, we just dispose of them. You are not allowed to talk, number two. You are not allowed to speak to the guests. You are only there to serve as a toilet. Toilets do not talk. You understand? Toilets do not speak. So, since toilets do not speak, you are not allowed to speak at all. You are only allowed to sit there, lay there, and eat waste. You're going to be blindfolded, so you don't even get to see the guests to maintain the guests' anonymity. Third, once you are done being used for the night, you have to clean up. That means if there's any waste, trash, or other things that the guests have left, you have to clean that up, and you have to find your own way home because we do not offer chauffeur services to anyone but our guests, and since you're a toilet, you know toilets don't really need to be driven home. We are also going to ask you to make an additional donation of another five hundred dollars so that the guests can be nice and full and be ready to use you. If at any time you feel like you want to tap out, don't. It is highly frowned upon, and you will ruin my party.