I know when you've been naughty.

I know when you've been nice.

And I know when you haven't gotten laid a single day in your life.

When it comes to my version of Christmas, being a virgin is no blessed thing. It's a laughable predicament that needs to be rectified. But first, it's got to be called out. So if this Christmas is seeing you alone (again), you deserve to be humiliated and dragged through the mud, and you know it.

Let me tell you about yourself while you cozy up in front of the fireplace with your headphones on and a nice beverage in your hand. ...

I know when you've been naughty.

I know when you've been nice.

And I know when you haven't gotten laid a single day in your life.

When it comes to my version of Christmas, being a virgin is no blessed thing. It's a laughable predicament that needs to be rectified. But first, it's got to be called out. So if this Christmas is seeing you alone (again), you deserve to be humiliated and dragged through the mud, and you know it.

Let me tell you about yourself while you cozy up in front of the fireplace with your headphones on and a nice beverage in your hand. I'll tell you exactly how much you suck while you get hard about it like the lonely loser you are. Then, when you can stand it no more, you'll reach for your virgin erection and cum the only way you've ever known how - by your own hand.

That orgasm you get from humiliation is like no other. It's pitiful, shameful but strangely euphoric. It's almost alchemical the way utter despair can bloom into pure pleasure under the tongue of a skillful Goddess.

Will this climax be as satisfying as waking up on Christmas morning next to a woman who loves you? Of course not! But it's surely the next best thing. And Goddess is pleased to give it to you. And any other loser who's alone for Christmas.