You thought you were going to get lucky and end up with one of the cool exes - until she left you that voice message.

She took nearly 20 hours out of her day to tell you exactly what she wishes for you and your beautiful new girlfriend. And although her words are full of bitterness, her voice is still so sexy and melodic to you that you can't help but get entranced by them.

With all your might, you fight to resist her suggestions that you'll ruin your new relationship by being a premature ejaculator. But by the end, you have to admit... you're not sure your mind was strong...

You thought you were going to get lucky and end up with one of the cool exes - until she left you that voice message.

She took nearly 20 hours out of her day to tell you exactly what she wishes for you and your beautiful new girlfriend. And although her words are full of bitterness, her voice is still so sexy and melodic to you that you can't help but get entranced by them.

With all your might, you fight to resist her suggestions that you'll ruin your new relationship by being a premature ejaculator. But by the end, you have to admit... you're not sure your mind was strong enough not to accept her words as truth. And you know what's even worse? In some sick, twisted way, her curses upon your new sex life were kind of turning you on.

Will you and your new gf live happily ever after? Or will the bitter forecast from your angry ex prove themselves out in your reality. There's only one way to find out. Turn on your answering machine, and listen.

*May produce ASMR-like tingles, contains humiliation with just a smidge of cuckolding