Would you like something custom made to live out your own fun fantasy or fetish? Email me your custom idea now for rates to have it made into reality!

Just look at your messy Heffer snoring peacefully in your bed, she is worn out after a long day of chasing around your snotty nosed dependents, washing your skid-marked underwear and tending to your home whilst finding time to disassociate on the couch, eating old Lunchables and Easter Candy. She absolutely appalls you, everything about her is gross to you now, even her smell, you avoid her at ALL costs, you especially avoid being in...

Would you like something custom made to live out your own fun fantasy or fetish? Email me your custom idea now for rates to have it made into reality!

Just look at your messy Heffer snoring peacefully in your bed, she is worn out after a long day of chasing around your snotty nosed dependents, washing your skid-marked underwear and tending to your home whilst finding time to disassociate on the couch, eating old Lunchables and Easter Candy. She absolutely appalls you, everything about her is gross to you now, even her smell, you avoid her at ALL costs, you especially avoid being intimate and must touch that flabby, dimpled body. It gives you the ick just thinking about it. I don’t blame you, nothing compares to your Goddess B. The love of your life, the ultimate fantasy for you, she knows you so well, how you think and what makes you tick. Tonight, she has an especially cruel home wrecking challenge for you. You must way until bedtime to indulge in this challenge when she is resting peacefully in your shared bed.