It's my birthday and I will sit on a cake if I want too. I know you love it too. You want to lick the frosting off my big ass don't you subbie? Yes you do you want to watch me sit on this cake and then lick up all the frosting and cake right off of me. You should just take it off with your tongue no need for a spoon or a fork just lick it off with your tongue. This should be fun. Also say happy birthday to me because its today asshat.