"POV: you bought my socks " You are terrible. You are dirty little sock lover. You could never ever get a girl in real life so you come and buy dirty socks from women on the internet. You aren't even worthy of my socks but you bought them and now you are going to worship them. These stinky dirty socks are all yours.

"POV: you bought my socks " You are terrible. You are dirty little sock lover. You could never ever get a girl in real life so you come and buy dirty socks from women on the internet. You aren't even worthy of my socks but you bought them and now you are going to worship them. These stinky dirty socks are all yours.