You know what, bitch? There’s nothing more pathetic than seeing you beg for attention and jerk it whenever you get excited to see me. You follow me around my stores and social media and bark up a storm trying to get my attention. You just want to be my little pup so badly, don’t you? Well if you’re going to act like a whiny bitch for me then you’ll get you want and be my stupid d o g. I know you want to be an obedient pet and get a treat too, and this time you’ll lap it right from the ground. Go on bitch, get on the floor where you belong.