I know it must get lonely for you being a virgin without having any chance of getting a girlfriend. Since you spend your nights jerking off instead of getting laid, I figured I'd make it a bit more fun for you to get off this time. I want you to get your pillow and hump it like it's the girlfriend you never had. Humiliating, isn't it? I mean, you're still a virgin and at your age I don't see anything changing soon, so why not take the dive and fuck an inanimate object as well? I promise you'll love it.