The weekend is the best time for gooning. You love to stroke, and nothing feels better than slipping into an empty minded state of gooning. Pumping, stroking, leaking. Becoming dumber with each pump. You’re not getting laid this weekend, so fuck your hand and be a brainless gooner. Fuck up your mind with porn and become more weak with each stroke. This is the best pleasure you’re going to feel, and you get to experience it all weekend long.