It’s the weekend, and you know what that means! Let’s be real, it’s the same thing every weekend. You’re not going out with friends. You’re not going to hang out at the bars. Instead, you’re going to open your browser and jerk to porn. You see, normal people would rather go out and hang with friends on their off days. But you? You’d rather goon all weekend. You’d rather rot your brain with porn and jerk your cock until it’s numb. It’s what you do best. Start stroking while I ease you into the start of your weekend jerk fest. You’re going to use up every second of your time to jerk until you... Show more