Admit it loser, you love me. You can’t go one day without thinking of me and stroking for me. I’m constantly in your mind and you can’t get me out. What would you even do without me loser? I’ve brought so much pleasure and excitement into your empty life. I’ve turned you into a stroke addict for me, and each day your obsession grows stronger. My voice and pretty face alone drive you wild. Be my good boy and show me how much you love stroking for me. Indulge and thank me for being in your life. I’m all that you’ll ever need, and that will never change.