You’re so incredibly lonely. You always need to be told how to stroke it and when to cum every time you masturbate. You can’t just jerk off on your own whenever your stupid dick gets hard. Normal men wouldn’t need me to guide them through every step of their stroke session, but since you can’t get a woman to touch that dumb sex-starved dick of yours, you have to have me tell you how to jerk it. It really can’t get more pathetic than that. So go on and jerk it, I’ll make your day a little better by helping you squirt out that loser load.