Turn off your brain and turn on the goon tube! You crave the endless loop of stroking and edging for hours and there's nothing you'd rather do. Goddess understand and would never try to stop you. Your mind may be broken, but you don't need fixing. You're supposed to be a mindless horny porn zombie, so lube up and goon out!

The more you listen, the more you be enabled to edge. You'll feel so confident in your gooner status and more encouraged to do it for longer on a daily basis. This loop will keep you milking your manhood as the hours tick away. You won't care about anything as th...

Turn off your brain and turn on the goon tube! You crave the endless loop of stroking and edging for hours and there's nothing you'd rather do. Goddess understand and would never try to stop you. Your mind may be broken, but you don't need fixing. You're supposed to be a mindless horny porn zombie, so lube up and goon out!

The more you listen, the more you be enabled to edge. You'll feel so confident in your gooner status and more encouraged to do it for longer on a daily basis. This loop will keep you milking your manhood as the hours tick away. You won't care about anything as throbbing beats and positive instructions fill your ears and mind with renewed edging energy to keep you pumping your pecker!