CAUTION!: The following audio clip contains intense mind-tampering techniques that are designed to turn you into an unstoppable unrecoverable porn addict. Side effects may include stupidity, semenus precipitation, lack of control, and consuming unhealthy amounts of adult content. Discretion is advised.

You are about to go where no goon has gone before. The goon cave is nice, but I can transport you to a place between nowhere and everywhere that will let you be all the goon that you can be. Imagine flying through space, bathed in the warm glow of all the porn in the galaxy at the sp...

CAUTION!: The following audio clip contains intense mind-tampering techniques that are designed to turn you into an unstoppable unrecoverable porn addict. Side effects may include stupidity, semenus precipitation, lack of control, and consuming unhealthy amounts of adult content. Discretion is advised.

You are about to go where no goon has gone before. The goon cave is nice, but I can transport you to a place between nowhere and everywhere that will let you be all the goon that you can be. Imagine flying through space, bathed in the warm glow of all the porn in the galaxy at the speed of light. Where time and space don't matter as long as you stroke, edge, leak, and repeat.

Hyper Porn Space is like gooning to all the porn everywhere all at once as my calm encouraging tone propels you deeper into porn addiction. You'll be on edge at the edge of the universe and the only thing you have to do is not ejaculate. Let the nothingness of space be the nothingness in your mind. You'll feel weightless as the moans of billions of porn clips all echo off the walls of Hyper Porn Space.