WARNING: The following audio presentation contains frequencies and techniques that may cause permanent changes to thought and behavioral patterns. These changes may include loss of relative intelligence, lack of will power, urges to masturbate, refusal to ejaculate, and loss of interest in normal activities. Discretion is advised.

The goon life is not for the faint of heart. Once you start, there's no going back and no moving forward. Eternally stuck somewhere between having all the pleasure you want and none at all, you find yourself in a lustful limbo you can't escape. You can't ...

WARNING: The following audio presentation contains frequencies and techniques that may cause permanent changes to thought and behavioral patterns. These changes may include loss of relative intelligence, lack of will power, urges to masturbate, refusal to ejaculate, and loss of interest in normal activities. Discretion is advised.

The goon life is not for the faint of heart. Once you start, there's no going back and no moving forward. Eternally stuck somewhere between having all the pleasure you want and none at all, you find yourself in a lustful limbo you can't escape. You can't stop stroking, but you can never ejaculate. Welcome to Porn Piggy Purgatory.

Feel your mind get pulled deeper into the downward spiral that is porn addiction as relaxing ambient tones gradually become more ominous and intense, spurring you on to fap even faster as you continously deny yourself the sweet release of orgasm. Subliminal messages further rot your subconscious mind as thoughts become foggy and scattered, making you increasingly weaker to my voice and suggestions to stroke, edge, leak, and repeat to hardcore porn.

It feels too good to be Hell, but you'll never reach Heaven. Its Porn Piggy Purgatory for you, porntard!