Now that I got this old bag of shoes out of my closet, I need to go through it and decide what to keep and what to throw away. Since I enjoy tormenting my doormat so much, I pulled out the nastiest sandals that I had worn camping for years, they have on dozens of camping trips. I have worn them in some of the nastiest campground bathrooms. I know that I've stepped in overflowed toilet water, piss and maybe even . I'm going to throw these shoes away anyway, but I just like fucking with my doormat to see when he will break. Oh, yeah, I'm also smoking a cigarette. Doormat is there to make sure I ... Show more