Surprise surprise! Your friend was kind enough to set you up on a blind date with me! But of course, there's a problem.... you. Obviously the only reason you got this date in the first place was because I didn't know how revoltingly disgusting you truly look and are!
You excitedly dreamed about this date the night before and reality couldn't be any more different. I verbally you and tear you down piece by piece in front of everyone during our "date" to the point of being happy that I made you cry like a weak bitch.
Even better, I escape to go on IG Livestream and tell all my friends...

Surprise surprise! Your friend was kind enough to set you up on a blind date with me! But of course, there's a problem.... you. Obviously the only reason you got this date in the first place was because I didn't know how revoltingly disgusting you truly look and are!
You excitedly dreamed about this date the night before and reality couldn't be any more different. I verbally you and tear you down piece by piece in front of everyone during our "date" to the point of being happy that I made you cry like a weak bitch.
Even better, I escape to go on IG Livestream and tell all my friends about how much of a pathetic socially inept reject you are.
Here's your one chance to go out on a date with me. It only comes with one price: Your self-esteem.