You really think I'd never find out your dirty little secret? You're an idiot. If you're going to ATTEMPT to fool me at least don't be lazy about it. Living a lie and being a stupid idiot? Pick a struggle. There's no turning back now. I know it all. Every last disgustingly deviant video you watched. It's a shame I didn't find out earlier... I'm about to have lots of fun with this revelation.

You really think I'd never find out your dirty little secret? You're an idiot. If you're going to ATTEMPT to fool me at least don't be lazy about it. Living a lie and being a stupid idiot? Pick a struggle. There's no turning back now. I know it all. Every last disgustingly deviant video you watched. It's a shame I didn't find out earlier... I'm about to have lots of fun with this revelation.