you want to serve Me on a more direct and personal level... But, you are severely lacking in the department of redeeming qualities... No, I'm not referring to the stub in your pants. you see, not only do you need a steady flow of disposable income, you also need a concrete foundation of values. Of course, you CLAIM to have values, just as many people do. But, how often do you actually live up to the things you say and claim to believe? My military experience has rendered Me immune to bs, and I don't take kindly to excuses. Serving Me requires solid discipline, and proving yourself worthy in MY...

you want to serve Me on a more direct and personal level... But, you are severely lacking in the department of redeeming qualities... No, I'm not referring to the stub in your pants. you see, not only do you need a steady flow of disposable income, you also need a concrete foundation of values. Of course, you CLAIM to have values, just as many people do. But, how often do you actually live up to the things you say and claim to believe? My military experience has rendered Me immune to bs, and I don't take kindly to excuses. Serving Me requires solid discipline, and proving yourself worthy in MY eyes is no easy feat. Listen closely as I lay out the core values and give you a general foundation for servitude...