you're addicted to masturbating. Even if you *could* get sex, you most certainly prefer to take care of yourself... And I get it. In fact, I'm also very fond of touching Myself, and My collection of personal play toys is quite elaborate. Seems W/we may have something in common after all, right? WRONG. O/our motivations for masturbating are completely contrasting, and you're a delusional fuckwad if you think otherwise. Here. Stare at My captivating beauty and listen to Me explain it all in My sultry Southern Drawl.

you're addicted to masturbating. Even if you *could* get sex, you most certainly prefer to take care of yourself... And I get it. In fact, I'm also very fond of touching Myself, and My collection of personal play toys is quite elaborate. Seems W/we may have something in common after all, right? WRONG. O/our motivations for masturbating are completely contrasting, and you're a delusional fuckwad if you think otherwise. Here. Stare at My captivating beauty and listen to Me explain it all in My sultry Southern Drawl.