you're addicted to masturbating. Even if you *could* get sex, you most certainly prefer to take care of yourself... And I get it. In fact, I'm also very fond of touching Myself, and My collection of personal play toys is quite elaborate. Seems W/we may have something in common after all, right? WRONG. O/our motivations for masturbating are completely contrasting, and you're a delusional fuckwad if you think otherwise. Here. Stare at My captivating beauty and listen to Me explain it all in My sultry Southern Drawl.