I'm fresh out of a long, hot bath, and it's time for bed. But, My cheeky little satin PJ's are SO adorable that I couldn't resist pulling out My cam. Unfortunately, I'm not feeling very motivated to speak to you. Not that it matters anyway. you're grateful for every chance that you get to soak in My beauty, even when you're being ignored. So sit there in silence like the idiot you as I brush My hair, lotion My feet, and post pictures to My Snapchat account that you'll *never* gain access to... and drool while being ignored by My ass and teased by My wrinkly soles.