It’s no secret that Southern preachers relied *heavily* on the Bible to defend and justify slavery. In the Old Testament, God and the Patriarchs approved. In the New Testament, Jesus and the Apostles show that slavery is permissible. The book of Ephesians even states that slaves should serve their masters and sincerely as they would serve Christ himself. Slavery was a divine necessity that brought salvation to the “heathen” from across the ocean... and I’m supposed to celebrate the birth of a man whose very existence was used as the foundation for oppressing My ancestors? Elle. Oh. ELLE! FU...

It’s no secret that Southern preachers relied *heavily* on the Bible to defend and justify slavery. In the Old Testament, God and the Patriarchs approved. In the New Testament, Jesus and the Apostles show that slavery is permissible. The book of Ephesians even states that slaves should serve their masters and sincerely as they would serve Christ himself. Slavery was a divine necessity that brought salvation to the “heathen” from across the ocean... and I’m supposed to celebrate the birth of a man whose very existence was used as the foundation for oppressing My ancestors? Elle. Oh. ELLE! FUCK your “CHRIST”mas. I go all out for Kwanzaa instead, and you can, too! Only you’ll do it *MY* way... with a kinky twist. So, get naked, grab the lube, and buy this. Watch Me twist around in My super cute African inspired outfit. Get ready to follow My instructions and be teased and taunted into agony as I guide you through day five’s theme.