Summer is FINALLY here, and you know what that means. My already busy social life has kicked into full gear! Weekend getaways with family, exotic vacations with My hot friends, and much, much more. And guess who's going to fund it? That's right, *you* are! It's not like *you * have any exciting plans for the Summer, so you may as well put your money to good use! Get ready to take notes, loser. I'm going to tell you all about how to get an exclusive front row seat to My Summertime Shenanigans!