Today is your birthday...and also your funeral. I don't know anyone in attendance but as the sole beneficiary of your will I'm here to deliver a speech. I try to put on a good show for your family but it's too hard to maintain this act and contain my laughter. While everyone else is fighting back genuine tears I think it's time to be honest and expose what a LOSER you were in life so they can quickly move on from mourning your pathetic existence. I strip out of my bulky coat revealing red and black lingerie and thigh highs. I shame your memory with all your failures as a man, nobody should ... Show more