As you watch everyone around you make progress and advance in their life and career, you stay the same loser you've always been. It's pathetic and sad yet you've accepted it as your life, comfortable where you are. But I have other plans, a punishment for you being such a failure. It will be a constant reminder that I think you are a dumb loser who needs to desperately change their life, but incapable of following through. Of course...it's very possible this punishment will have the opposite effect and make you MORE of a loser. Maybe that was my plan all along...