The last thing I was expecting when you called me over was that you planned to PROPOSE to me. WTF we've barely been dating, we weren't even exclusive! Oh...apparently we had VERY different ideas about where this was going. Let me stop you before you embarrass yourself further, oh fuck are you going to cry?? This is so pathetic, I can't stop myself anymore from bursting out laughing. I mean you've only know me two months, you were the last guy I'd call if I wanted to get off...how was I supposed to know how serious you took this. Look at me and look at you, you thought I'd be happy to settle... Show more