I must say that I'm quite proud with how my master plan is working. I never tried to keep it secret, but let's say you've all been playing along not realizing my ulterior motive. So distracted by porn, jerking all day, indulging your fetishes that you have no time for relationships (if you could even attract a mate that is). None of you should be reproducing, less people should be breeding in general, but YOU - losers like you especially should never have offspring. You were likely born from rejects and you'll only create rejects, it's in your genetic code like an incurable disease. Whether...

I must say that I'm quite proud with how my master plan is working. I never tried to keep it secret, but let's say you've all been playing along not realizing my ulterior motive. So distracted by porn, jerking all day, indulging your fetishes that you have no time for relationships (if you could even attract a mate that is). None of you should be reproducing, less people should be breeding in general, but YOU - losers like you especially should never have offspring. You were likely born from rejects and you'll only create rejects, it's in your genetic code like an incurable disease. Whether you're a sexless virgin, a chronic jerker addicted to your tight vice grip, a ballbuster encouraged to rupture your useless sack, a denied chastity bitch eager to stay locked away permanently, or just a pathetic love struck slave - my mission to keep you distracted from women and relationships is working wonderfully. Alone now, alone forever, except for your porn collection.