A toast, my love. All of our aggressive investments have paid off tremendously, we are filthy rich! It was your income of course, but your lovely wife helped encourage you to be so smart with our finances and look at our portfolio. Of course...split between us, it’s not so much. A trophy wife like me doesn’t come cheap after all. Luckily if anything were to happen to you, I am the beneficiary and inherit the entire sum PLUS the generous life insurance. Not that anything will happen to you, no...