How do I know your gay? Well you were curious enough to ask that question which is interesting. Not something a confidently straight person would wonder. But if you are really curious, I'll ask you some yes or no questions. Based on my extensive experience these are all indicators, but how many will tip you over from straight to faggot? There is no gray area, no 'well I did this for a woman' will be accepted. Yes or no to every question I ask and at the end I will tell you if you pass or fail. I mean some of these things are pretty fucking gay, you have to have some idea. Right?