You've heard me say it before, and you know it's true: everything in your pants belongs to ME. Today we are going to talk about exactly what that means, and exactly how I know that everything - and I do mean everything - in your pants belongs to me, and my sexy, mature, fishnet-wearing feet. Haven't you thought about having my feet alllll over you, doing unspeakable things to you {ahem} down there ? Yeah. I know you have. Well perhaps there are a few implications that even your dirty mind hasn't come up with...unless your mind is as dirty as mine is!

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