For today's lesson in humiliation I'll be having you execute a new twist on the old euphemism of 'tossing my salad'. Your pathetic tongue doesn't deserve to be anywhere near my glorious arse anyway, but you sure can entertain me with your degrading antics...and enrich me with your ca$h, hahaha!

For this assignment you'll need a few supplies, things you should be able to easily pick up at the grocery store, along with the desire to entertain me with arbitrary, senseless, & hilarious acts of random degradation. We both know you've got plenty of that, don't we? So hurry up, ... Show more