We need to have a little talk, piggy. Let me be clear: I do appreciate all the money you've been sending my way. But let's be honest: You haven't been sending as much as you could, and I expect you to do better.

Remember, you exist to serve me. To please me, obey me, make my life easier, happier, more luxurious & hedonistic. To serve me you have no need for anything except the very basics for your survival. And as you downsize your life, you can increase your giving to me so I my life can continue its ascent into luxury.

Now be a good piggy. Buy this cl...

We need to have a little talk, piggy. Let me be clear: I do appreciate all the money you've been sending my way. But let's be honest: You haven't been sending as much as you could, and I expect you to do better.

Remember, you exist to serve me. To please me, obey me, make my life easier, happier, more luxurious & hedonistic. To serve me you have no need for anything except the very basics for your survival. And as you downsize your life, you can increase your giving to me so I my life can continue its ascent into luxury.

Now be a good piggy. Buy this clip, oink for me, and let me describe my new expectations for your budgeting and giving.