You might as well give up the pretense and admit it: you're totally addicted. You'd give up anything to spend the rest of your life debasing yourself for my feet, worshiping them, licking every drop of dirt and sweat off them...what's a little thing like giving up your pathetic excuse for a love life? It's not even fair when you try to spend time with other women anyway; your mind is always wandering back to my gorgeous, powerful feet. This is your love life now and my feet are the only girlfriend you will ever need...