I love smashing wieners.

I love pressing down on them with my big, heavy feet until they’re flattened as much as possible, then grinding them even flatter with the ball of my foot. I love feeling them burst and having the squishy insides come oozing out between my toes. I love stomping on the mangled bits until they’re completely pulverized.

You know you wish I’d squash your wiener like this!