I’m giving you a very special treat today slave – your assignment for the day is to get laid! But OF COURSE you don’t get to touch any human pussy, you can’t possibly have thought I would allow that, right? No, I have something much more suitable in mind. Tonight you’re going to have a plant-based girlfriend, one that’s just right for your puny, pathetic pecker. Now buy this clip and stroke yourself silly while you listen to my explicit instructions about how to fuck your new vegetable lover. Remember – I want pics! * evilsmile *

I’m giving you a very special treat today slave – your assignment for the day is to get laid! But OF COURSE you don’t get to touch any human pussy, you can’t possibly have thought I would allow that, right? No, I have something much more suitable in mind. Tonight you’re going to have a plant-based girlfriend, one that’s just right for your puny, pathetic pecker. Now buy this clip and stroke yourself silly while you listen to my explicit instructions about how to fuck your new vegetable lover. Remember – I want pics! * evilsmile *