Do you think I care that you found out it tastes gross to lick me clean after using the toilet? It was your disgusting idea in the first place, you pathetic freak. And now I’ve decided that I quite like the feeling of a soft, warm, wet tongue gently stroking me clean instead of that nasty rough paper stuff. So you’re stuck with the job now – permanently enslaved as my human toilet paper! *evillaugh*

Do you think I care that you found out it tastes gross to lick me clean after using the toilet? It was your disgusting idea in the first place, you pathetic freak. And now I’ve decided that I quite like the feeling of a soft, warm, wet tongue gently stroking me clean instead of that nasty rough paper stuff. So you’re stuck with the job now – permanently enslaved as my human toilet paper! *evillaugh*