Sweetheart, you know how we’ve been talking about sharing our kinky fantasies? Well I’ve given it a lot of thought and I’m ready to tell you my dirty secret – what I really want to do is just FART IN YOUR FACE . Imagine what it would be like, your face shoved right up between my big soft buttcheeks, your nose pressed against my asshole, as I fart and fart and fart. It would turn me on so much! So what do you say honey, how about we try it out. In fact, I feel like farting right now...