In my culture, we give gifts to the alters of the divine that they want. Food, alcohol, jewelry. That is what you'll do here.

I want you to set a space for an alter. You will gather an expensive picture frame that you will use for a picture of my ass that I will send you and you will print out on nice, glossy photo paper. You will worship My Ass a certain amount of times per day and set a side a time to devote to my ass. The rest of the instructions are within the clip. It is imperative that you follow these instructions exactly.

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