You're a beta with weird kinks. The things that you like to do aren't normal in ANY sense of the word. That's what makes you so embarrassing. Most men, when they watch porn, they stroke or jerk off, like normal people. You on the other hand, you're a different breed. Why that it, I don't fuckin know. Enter my entertainment. You might need a little help which is why I have this hand bottle of condiments. While you're lifted, mediated on WHY. Why you're a loser. Why you're a beta. Why you are willing to hurt yourself in a way that most men wouldn't. That's when the real fun starts -- for me. ... Show more