She judges your kinks and the things you find enjoyment in, I don't. She nags you about your boring responsibilities, I couldn't care less. Why would you continue to be tied down to some woman who feels more like a boulder than a lifetime of marital bliss?

Leave the bitch. Divorce the broad and follow me into a long life of sinful, sensual bliss. Life is too damn short to feel miserable. I embrace all that you are, she looks down on you for it. Leave her for me.