The one thing you're here for is right in your face. These old, sweaty, grey ankle socks are filthy & smelly. You see, these socks have been worn for the last two weeks straight, all around my house, in the same sneakers, while I go on my walks, while they fester, while they soak in all of my foot funk. You'd give anything to sniff them? Lick them? Worship them overall. You love filthy socks. You love knowing that a thick piece of fabric -- filthy, nasty, dirty, filled with every bit of debris in the fibers --- has you under control. Lick the screen. I don't care if you just want to smell t... Show more