Here we go. Another horny Cis male looking to get his dick off. Ok. Come here. Sit down.

I bet you want me to tell you exactly how I want you to stroke that dick *eye roll* You want me to get all hot and bothered at you jerking away, selfishly. You want me to touch myself and moan and tell you, 'just like that! Jerk that dick up and down like that!' *insert bad porn moaning here* I guess I can do that, or whatever.

Look at me while you stroke (obviously). See how, 'into,' it I get, as if I actually care about yet another man wanting to masturbate to a beautiful womxn. I'm ... Show more