In this week's budget guide, we go over your needs vs. wants. You NEED to eat, you don't NEED to eat at a restaurant ever again. You NEED a place to stay. Why would you NEED to live in a house? You'll be alright in a small apartment with your family --- wait --- you being the pathetic loser that you are, you probably don't have a spouse and spawn.

Matter of fact, you can live in your parent's basement while you feed on black beans, your choice of 2 cheap and affordable fruits, veggies (preferably canned) and the cheap pack of noodles. You don't need juices and you damn sure don't n... Show more