There are a few qualifications that I require for you to to be able to touch my ass.Your dick must be over 8 inches, hard. It doesn't REALLY matter because we would NEVER fuck, but I need to make sure you're a real man and not a male with a clit.

You must make over a certain amount of money AND be willing to give me a certain amount of your money. Money is power and I have a money fetish. If you don't have have the drive to make more money for yourself, let alone me, why the fuck would I want you to touch me, let be around me.

Your dick is small? Well, do you at least make... Show more