It's funny that's you think your friends actually like you. You genuinely think they enjoy being around you instead of pitying you. The truth is, no one liked you. You're a loser and everyone knows it. Your jokes aren't funny and they wish you'd stop saying, 'yes,' to invites for going out. The only way you could be less of an embarrassment is by using the one thing that makes you tolerable, your wallet.

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