You've been having issues all day focusing on grading papers Professor and I think I know why. My ass is way too big for this skirt. It can barely cover my huge ass cheeks. When I went to pick up my pencil, you saw all of my goodies.

I need some extra help with my work and I think I nee a tutor. I hope you won't mind my fat ass cheeks hanging out from under my skirt. What about if I add a little oil an take off my top? Think you can focus?