I broke my nose years ago, so now it's crooked as well as being big.

My nostrils are big, asymmetrical and very deep.

What happens in this video, in order:

1. I am sle... deeply on the sofa and you are watching me, because you are crazy about me, my body but especially my nose.

2. You look closely at my nose, my different profiles and nostrils. You can’t resist and try to touch my nose... You also try to stick your fingers in the nostrils... But even if I am still asle..., I’ll throw you out...

3. To try to get into my nose, you beco...

I broke my nose years ago, so now it's crooked as well as being big.

My nostrils are big, asymmetrical and very deep.

What happens in this video, in order:

1. I am sle... deeply on the sofa and you are watching me, because you are crazy about me, my body but especially my nose.

2. You look closely at my nose, my different profiles and nostrils. You can’t resist and try to touch my nose... You also try to stick your fingers in the nostrils... But even if I am still asle..., I’ll throw you out...

3. To try to get into my nose, you become a tiny man and start climbing up my body, until you finally get inside my nose and hide in a nostril.

4. I wake up and I already know what happened: it’s not the first time you hide in my nostrils.

5. Angry, I pick my nose and look for you. You hide well in my deep nostrils, but sooner or later you’ll have to get out of my nose, tiny man.

6. After a while, since I can’t find you, I take a handkerchief and blow my nose several times... You have no escape now, tiny man... You can’t hide forever.

7. Finally get out of my nose and I’ll throw you on the floor. I can finally go back to sle...

8. But you, tiny man, are obsessed with my nose and are trying to climb up my body again to enter my deep nostrils for one more time...

(English audio)