We have a tray of cakes and Miss Penelope Dreadful and I are looking forward to crushing this wieth our pretty feet

We tease and play with these with our feet, before smushing them with our soles and between our toes.

After the cupcakes, we get a chocolate gateaux - we add extra cream to this, followed by some strawberries.

This gets very messy, very quickly. Oh, if only you were here to clean up....